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supreme · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:44 pm Post subject:

Being the socially endowed, fresh out of highschool stud i am, i decided to throw a party this last saturday (the 6th). I decided that if i threw a party, it was gonna be one hell of a rager and that there were going to be more bitches than bros without question. What could i do to make this party stand out? I started thinking...a pinata? no, that is soooo last year.

Wait a second...i make beats...i know many local hiphop artists, i have a deck in my back yard with no railings (dad is doing work on them)...why not have live hiphop! So off to my buddies to go to pickup a 1000 watt RMS PA amp, and then to my other buddies house for some bumpin PA loudspeakers (just 15" woofer and whatever for high end).

So thats that, i get it all hooked up with my mixing board and computer (for playlists and beats). So anyways we get this all setup on my deck facing out into my large backyard, but oh no! The weather starts to threaten. Good thing my buddy works at a local bike shop and they got those 15x15 easy up tents, so we set that up on my deck and it looks all pimp and shit, and another in my yard with some seating. This is really starting to look like a concert now...

So we are all setup, and i had spent the last 2 days scrolling through my cell talking to all the hot bitches i can, telling them to bring all their hot friends. That alone packed the party with broads...but it gets better. The stipulation to get into the party is that you MUST have at least one girl per guy entering. So we got tons of bitches coming bringing friends (no guys allowed) and all my buddies brining at LEAST (sometimes shit was 6:1) one girl each.

its 9pm that evening and people are starting to show up. The first to arrive: A limo full of 8 SEXY wenches that i met a while back with bubbly in hand. Im like girls, come in! We get shit started up, we bumpin the music, girls are dancing and more and more of my bros keep showing up with tons of ho's. By 10 there was approx. 150 people in my house/in my yard. Shit is poppin! (This is only a house party) and the good thing is that i know every single dude there and most of the girls.

At about 10:40 i get on the PA and announce everyone into the yard cuz we got some live hiphop, so everyone piled out and i throw on some beats and start freestyling and hyping the crowd up and then its on to the main act, my buddy kyle. This guy knows how to work the crowd. He's rockin it for about half an hour when this cop shows up explaining to me that they have has 18 (eighteen) seperate noise complaints, but at this point i didnt care. I go round back again and shits still live as fuck. Girls are everywhere, doin whatever. I steal the mic from kyle and announce the fact that i have some thongs and some booty shorts that i wanna give away, but that girls have gotta get freaky to get that shit. SO i pass out whipcream and girls start doin whatever winnin some shit. Then it was on to the wet tshirt contest. I had a bunch of white beaters that i passed out to the participants who got hosed the fuck down and rolled around with each other in this kiddy pool. It was off the hook.

Here i am on stage at my house, the star of the show, the fucking man. "IS EVERYONE HAVING A GOOD TIME???" i holler; the crowd screams in agreement. Im tellin them this is a supreme production and how fuckin dope this shit is and everyones all like FUCK YEAHHH. Im having a blast. But at around 12:15 or so the cops were back in full force armed with a nice noise bylaw ticket...but i was polite so it was only $100. People all chipped so that was paid for.

Me and my crew of security goons (large friends of mine) start clearing everyone out, except closest friends and hot bitches. From there the party was back inside, with a 4:1 girl/guy ratio, it was great. As the night went on and groups of 2 slowly left, i chose my favorite one and crawled into bed. I am the hero of the evening. P

A great night overall...no damange to the house or yard, no fights...just 10 garbage bags full of empties. My cell is now like 40 numbers deeper in the hot bitch department, and my voicemail box was completly full of people (mostly chicks) thanking me for the party, telling me how dope it was, and that im a sexy bitch. The swelling of my head was painful at first, but you learn to enjoy it Wink

People agreed, the party of the year. Parents get back this afternoon Laughing

A bunch of ppl took pics and digital video, so ill see if i can get some of that up.
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Guest_Zew · Guest

Wow... how long did it take you to dream that up? Almost movie-like.

slocoach · Pimp Joined: 04 Jun 2003 Posts: 118

yes we need pics before we can claim you are the man :ph34r:

supreme · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:02 pm Post subject:

aint dreams brotha...shit actually went down. thats why im still super pumped about it.
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slocoach · Pimp Joined: 04 Jun 2003 Posts: 118

props to you froma fellow party thrower.. never was able to achieve such wonderful ratios... as such, i'm still waiting for the pics

then i will declare your pimpdom and drewl :ph34r:

supreme · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:23 pm Post subject:

all it takes is meeting girls and telling them to bring friends. call all the hot chicks you know and tell them to bring hella friends. then tell every guy that they cant get in without a chick, and to bring as many as possible, keeps the numbers good. this was the first party ive ever thrown, and from my parents (i live in the basement suite) reactions...the last at this house...ha.
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slocoach · Pimp Joined: 04 Jun 2003 Posts: 118

supreme · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 7:53 pm Post subject:

hafree · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 8:57 pm Post subject:

No doubt bro, post those pics!
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still yet to have anyone send me anything...only digital video in my buddies cam...i know ppl took stills though, gotta track that shit down!

supreme · Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 5:23 pm Post subject:

never did get that video to PC, but i did jsut recently scan the police report which is semi humorous

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wolfgaze · Hiphop junkie Joined: 14 Aug 2003 Posts: 336

hahah... niiice

if you had been in the U.S. (where the drinking age is 21) your ass would have been toast =]

stalin · Young'un Joined: 03 May 2004 Posts: 1

that wuz your shit?

fuck bitch i live there

you disrespect my shit like that again and ima bust your windows and slice your tires

supreme · Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 7:54 pm Post subject:

right
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GimpJesus · Pimp Joined: 01 Mar 2003 Posts: 152

Here's the 18 million dollar question: how many of those bitches were still in high school?