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[GimpJesus]

Ok, how's this: Saddam is a secular-socialist. We know the French are all socialists, and, currently, trying to reduce our superpower-dom. So, the french send over some covert propoganda specialists to rile up the ISO. Maybe there's a connection between Saddam, the French, and the ISO, maybe there is not--I'll buy it at least at a subconcious level.

Oh, the ISO? Anyone who went to college (I can only assume--and if you don't, so much the better for you) knows about the ISO (the internaional socialist organization). Usually they protest the US treatment of Cuba, sweatshops, that sort of lame thing. Finally, the ISO has a message. The ISO starts handing out signs to idle college kids, who think--"Gee! I could be a hippy just like mom and dad, sure I'll sign up for your walk. What's the ISO? Hang on, pass the blunt dude." Then BOOM--we have a thousand people walking the streets protesting the war.

The only proof I have is the general idiocy of the protestors seems to speak that they signed up to a cause they have no idea about. I have no doubt that there are some legimate protestors out there who really are anti-war, and I in no way am trying to say socialism is bad--no, wait, I am: fuck you, you commie bastards--but it does make me wonder whose side the ISO is on anyway.

In all seriousness, I'm sure this is the ISO's wet dream, I doubt they have this much influence, but damn it--somebody has to pay for those signs. Makes me go hmmmmmm....

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